
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “You’ve just lost a customer!”
Bottom Text: “You promise?”They always say this as if we’re supposed to curl up into a ball and cry. 9 times out of 10 it’s probably a good thing they’ll no longer be shopping in our store.
They’re lying. They’re always lying. If only. See you next week.






